Evening Vicar! Fancy a quick snifter from the Bad Taste Hospital Style drinks dispenser?
Nurse! Bring the screens and my Bad Taste Hospital Style dispenser! I feel a party coming on. Fill up the bottle with any alcofrolic beverage and label it accordingly, then release the flow control to fill your glass. Beats having to lift a heavy bottle every time you want a refill. Or, if you can’t be bothered standing up all night, lie down, insert the tubing into your mouth and let a gentle trickle of the amber streams keep you ticking over nicely. It’s the perfect gift for lazy gits, drunken sots, and anyone who thinks it’s funny to use an intravenous infusion tube to feed themselves with 40% proof.
Just remember to wash the tubing out periodically or you’ll get a nasty mix of whatever has slid down the tube before, and you may be a connoisseur of the finest brandy and be appalled by the desecration of beer being poured down your Bad Taste Hospital Style drinks dispenser. Disgusting! Shouldn’t be allowed! People getting drunk and mixing their drinks? There should be a law against it!
Bad Taste Hospital Style Drinks Dispenser Features
The Hospital Booze Drinks Dispenser is a giant I.V. bottle that you can fill with your favourite drink!
The I.V. bottle is glass and measures approx 115 mm x 225 mm x 115 mm
The metal stand measures approx 477 mm in height
Hospital Booze comes with 10 stickers to personalise the I.V. bottle
The dispensing tube measures approx 1100 mm and has a flow control to start and stop the flow of liquid
A Great novelty gift idea for ages 18 and over
Bad Taste Hospital Style Drinks Dispenser Box Contains
1 x I.V. glass bottle
1 x Metal stand
1 x Set of stickers
1 x Air tube
1 x Screw
1 x Allen wrench
1 x Set of Creation InstructionsThis product was added to our catalog on Thursday 23 February, 2006.
