Golf widows look away now - here's the Potty Putter Toilet Mat Golf Game!
Oh no! Not only is he running off to the golf course every five minutes, practising his swing in the garden and polishing his balls when he watches television, now he's going to be spending hours in the bathroom with his Potty Putter Toilet Golf Game! It's too much! But wait, this may be a clever way of feeding his yearning for the vast wilds of the green and the delights of the nineteenth hole. Just feed him up with as much fibre as possible, wait a day, and then hand him his "Do Not Disturb" notice for the door. At least he's within range of calling distance, and will at least be there for lunch, even if he's not available to peel the spuds.
Perfect relaxation for those troubled by internal stasis whilst perched on the throne, this Potty Putter Toilet Golf Game will keep them amused and happy rather than suffering for hours, although it might be wise to keep the bathroom window shut in case of sudden losses of temper. You might also have to retrieve their balls from the shrubbery if they get all excited and start driving, so warn the neighbours too of potential golf balls shattering their greenhouse windows. Fore!
Potty Putter Toilet Golf Game Features
Helps improve Golf putting
Offers extra practice time with every trip to the bathroom
The Toilet Mat shape Putting green is made from the same professional
carpet found at miniature golf courses and makes a simply great Gift Idea for any keen golfer
So what comes with the Potty Putter Toilet Mat Golf Game?
1 x Toilet Mat Shaped Putting Green
1 x Cup with Flag
2 x Golf Balls
1 x Putter
1 x "Do Not Disturb" Door Hanger