50th Birthday Gifts.

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It’s the big one. The big Five-Oh. It’s not the dreadful slide downhill that most people think it’s going to be. In fact once you reach fifty you realise that it was much worse being forty and it took longer to adjust to the terror of no longer being in your thirties. So anyone who is about to be fifty in your immediate vicinity, should be helped to celebrate with the best 50th Birthday Gifts, the loudest music, the biggest fun and the most outrageous of parties, because life starts here. The other thing you realise when you hit fifty, is that you don’t feel fifty. You feel twelve. Perhaps twenty on a bad day. Who was it said: don’t act your age. Act your shoe size. After all, this rollercoaster from our first entrance on to the stage is meant to be full of thrills and spills, and the days are gone when women had to dress in twin sets and pearls and men had to wear the dullest and most ageing of clothes. These days we can wear what we like. Do what we want, as long as it doesn’t startle the horses or land us in the police station at 3 a.m. We can stop worrying what people think – if we ever worried in the first place – and we can be as opinionated and as outspoken as we want because although we haven’t seen it all we’ve seen a lot of it and we were there. So raid our shelves and shower those soon-to-be-fifty friends with all the goodies you can find, because you’re only here once.